Pretty Fly for a White Guy - The Offspring

February 12, 2011

Song Title: Pretty Fly for a White Guy
Artist: The Offspring

Hunderd, Lieben, Glausten, Globen
Give it to me baby (aha-aha)
Give it to me baby (aha-aha)
Give it to me baby (aha-aha)
And all the girlies say I’m pretty fly for a white guy

Uno dos tres cuatro cinco, cinco seís
You know it’s kinda hard just to get along today
Our subject isn’t cool but he fakes it anyway
He may not have a clue and he may not have style
But everything he lacks, well he makes up in denial

So don’t debate, a player straight
You know he really doesn’t get it anyway
He’s gonna play the field and keep it real
For you no way, for you no way

So if you don’t rate, just over compensate
At least you’ll know you can always go on Ricki Lake
The world needs wannabees
Hey, hey, do the brand new thing

Give it to me baby (aha-aha)
Give it to me baby (aha-aha)
Give it to me baby (aha-aha)
And all the girlies say I’m pretty fly (For a white guy)

He needs some cool tunes, not just any will suffice
But they didn’t have Ice Cube so he bought Vanilla Ice
Now cruising in his Pinto, he sees homies as he pass
But if he looks twice, they’re gonna kick his lily ass

So don’t debate, a player straight
You know he really doesn’t get it anyway
He’s gonna play the field and keep it real
For you no way, for you no way

So if you don’t rate, just over compensate
At least you’ll know you can always go on Ricki Lake
The world loves wannabees
Hey, hey, do the brand new thing

Now he’s getting a tattoo yeah, he’s getting ink done
He asks for a 13, but they drew a 31
Friends say he’s trying too hard and he’s not quite hip
But in his own mind he’s the, he’s the dopest trick

Give it to me baby (aha-aha)
Give it to me baby (aha-aha)
Give it to me baby (aha-aha)
Uno dos tres cuatro cinco, cinco seís

So don’t debate, a player straight
You know he really doesn’t get it anyway
He’s gonna play the field and keep it real
For you no way, for you no way

So if you don’t rate, just over compensate
At least you’ll know you can always go on Ricki Lake
The world needs wannabees, the world loves wannabees
Let’s get some more wannabes
Hey, hey, do the brand new thing

Come Out and Play - The Offspring

February 12, 2011

Song Title: Come Out and Play
Artist: The Offspring

You gotta keep ‘em separated

Like the latest fashion
Like a spreading disease
The kids are strappin’ on their way to the classroom
Getting weapons with the greatest of ease

The gangs stake their own campus locale
And if they catch you slippin’ then it’s all over pal
If one guy’s colors and the others don’t mix
They’re gonna bash it up, bash it up, bash it up, bash it up

Hey, man you talkin’ back to me?
Take him out (You gotta keep ‘em separated)
Hey, man you disrespecting me?
Take him out (You gotta keep ‘em separated)

Hey, they don’t pay no mind
If you’re under 18 you won’t be doing any time
Hey, come out and play

By the time you hear the siren
It’s already too late
One goes to the morgue and the other to jail
One guy wasted and the other’s a waste

It goes down the same as the thousand before
No one’s getting smarter, no one’s learning the score
Your never ending spree of death and violence and hate
Is gonna tie your own rope, tie your own rope, tie your own

Hey, man you talkin’ back to me?
Take him out (You gotta keep ‘em separated)
Hey, man you disrespecting me?
Take him out (You gotta keep ‘em separated)

Hey, they don’t pay no mind
If you’re under 18 you won’t be doing any time
Hey, come out and play

It goes down the same as the thousand before
No one’s getting smarter, no one’s learning the score
Your never ending spree of death and violence and hate
Is gonna tie your own rope, tie your own rope, tie your own

Hey, man you talkin’ back to me?
Take him out (You gotta keep ‘em separated)
Hey, man you disrespecting me?
Take him out (You gotta keep ‘em separated)

Hey, they don’t pay no mind
If you’re under 18 you won’t be doing any time
Hey, come out and play